JC: well this should be a sign for them to consider security
JC: the most cost effective way
JC: to go about security
JC: is a
JC: “protected by Viper” sticker
Dude: i know, im getting security for them starting tonight
JC: batutas are cheap man
JC: the torogi model is also nice
JC: they’re shaped like penises!
Dude: did you know that you extra for a guard with a gun and bullets
JC: packing heat man
Dude: secu with batuta is cheaper than a secu with a paltik
JC: secu with bow and arrow!